Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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