Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
