he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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