i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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