the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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