shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Randomize
