I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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