Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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