Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Randomize
