Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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