I molested 6 butterflies tonight
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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