So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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