All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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