no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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