how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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