Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
Randomize
