i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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