I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
please come you make the beer taste better
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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