I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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