no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
All I want is dick and wine.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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