Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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