Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
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