I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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