I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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