The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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