u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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