Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
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