well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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