Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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