You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Randomize
