I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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