your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
