he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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