Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
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