I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I don't think brook has ever known best
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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