I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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