he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Do vagina's smell?
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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