i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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