Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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