Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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