question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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