There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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