It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
