dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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