sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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