so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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