That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
The uberlube is also flammable
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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