I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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