i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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