doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
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